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Gay for David Attenborough.
I would definitely do a gay all over David Attenborough’s face.
This is Boomer caught in one of his rare not pissing/farting/eating something he shouldn’t moments. This is the most unique dog I have ever known, and I wouldn’t have him any other way.
Go. Reblog.
It won’t hurt.
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Check the guns, bitch!
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5 reasons why I am good in bed
I have compiled a brief bullet point list of reasons why I am good in bed. Please let me know your opinions… 1. I always go to sleep straight away. 2. I don’t play with my toys under the quilt. 3. I don’t jump up and down on the bed. 4. I havent needed the night light since my 22nd birthday. 5. I rarely wet the bed.
This dog is all kinds of cool….
If everyone owned an axolotl, the world would be a better place!
Lols in Marine Invertebrates Class
- During a discussion about the behaviour of Sea Mice.....
- Tutor: "Are they sensitive?"
- Me: "Well, I called one a knobhead and it sat in the corner sulking for ages"
- I actually am a comedy genius : )
